My Wife Wanted a DDR Pad... — Summary & Key Points

Linus Tech TipsMay 7, 202617:12488K views

TL;DR

Linus finally bought an Eltech DDR pad for his wife after avoiding the 'rabbit hole' of bad recommendations, but the thin, USB-connected mat proved difficult to use and the gameplay was surprisingly hard even for a professional dancer.

Key Quotes

"I'm too white for this."
Linus

The arc

The purchase decision

Linus avoided DDR pads for years due to bad recommendations and space concerns, but finally bought the Eltech pad because it is in stock and reasonably priced.

The unboxing and specs

The Eltech pad is thin and portable, compatible with PC, PlayStation, and Xbox via a short USB cable, and comes with a user manual.

The gameplay struggle

Linus and his wife attempted to play Step Mania but struggled significantly, with Linus joking he was 'too white for this' while missing 124 steps. The gameplay was so difficult that they decided to end the video early, with Linus noting the lack of music in the practice mode made it hard to judge the difficulty.

The pro test

Cameraman Shawn, an international competitor, played the game and scored 480,000 points, noting that the scoring system fluctuates and the game sometimes fails to register hits. He observed that his score spiked in the first 30 seconds and then leveled off, suggesting a scaled system or averaging mechanism. Additionally, he noted instances where he hit notes that didn't register and missed notes that did register.

The construction reveal

Upon opening the pad, they found it uses hot glue and contact plates rather than springs, explaining the device's thin profile and lack of durability. They noted that the contact plates are located under a silver surface that requires careful handling to avoid cutting one's finger.

The wife's reveal

The wife revealed she actually bought the pad for the kids, but she is the one playing and struggling with the game.

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